What is Hollywood, you ask, dear children? A quorum of whores babbling endlessly on about fucking while the bordello is razed for a penny arcade -- Paul Bern

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

WHY HAMSTERS?


There's a big bad new aesthetic on the block, bitches.

ANDY WARHOL meets HELLO KITTY

Here's an example:

Additionally, [Celebrity Novelist] has drawn perhaps 5,000 hamsters with Photoshop, Microsoft Paint, and pen/marker since graduating from New York University in May 2005 with a degree in journalism.

When asked, "Why hamsters?" at a reading last September, [Celebrity Novelist] reportedly mumbled something like "I don't care about hamsters" before qualifying incoherently and then saying, "I don't own any hamsters" both defensively and wistfully. But a few months later, during a presentation titled [Celebrity Novelist]'s Drawing Style" at Kansas City Art Institute, [Celebrity Novelist] reportedly orated at length and fluidly about how he likes hamsters "a lot" because "they're the most minimal animal, their heads are also their bodies," adding that he also likes megamouth sharks and toy poodles and, somewhat jarringly, that "ocean sunfish are like hamsters but fish and a lot bigger."


Also: again with the fuckin' hamsters 
you forlorned twee-cliche machine...? 

You know what I'd like to see, is a fist fight between this genius
and TIMOTHY FUCKING CAREY. 


 Somebody set that up. Please.

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