What is Hollywood, you ask, dear children? A quorum of whores babbling endlessly on about fucking while the bordello is razed for a penny arcade -- Paul Bern

Tuesday, October 5, 2010


Hey Dave:

Great job, kid. But you forgot the cardinal rule: If you're going to use CGI, use it expressionistically -- to undermine, you know, the realism. Like I did with whatshername's tits in Eyes Wide Shut...Otherwise ya knocked it out of the park -- where did you find all those vitamin deficient Russ Meyer bimboes -- hubba hubba!

Your pal, Stanley

p.s. myself, I would'a gone with The Homosocial Network -- just to see the Marketing harakiri squirmfest trying to sell that!

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