What is Hollywood, you ask, dear children? A quorum of whores babbling endlessly on about fucking while the bordello is razed for a penny arcade -- Paul Bern
Showing posts with label Sideshow Hucksters. Show all posts
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Wednesday, April 6, 2011

MISSPENT DOTAGE



In his clever infomercial about how his films are as terrifyingly important as the other historical objects in the re-mix, Godard wants us to believe the image is history. Or, perhaps, that history graves herself on la PELI.

But history is an oath (that is, a word-act) upon the temporal and the eternal. As unsigned, be-winged avatars of the science fictional, images are at best contrapuntal to history, or more precisely, the inversion of history. In their brute insistence on THIS and NOT THAT, and in the barely noticed echoic reference to the invisible, they can't help but falsify, the poor things. And that is their virtue.

JLG thinks he's making Peguy's amende honorable, that this work somehow satisfies his debt to cinema, cinema's debt to history, purifies cinema from all it did not show. A chain of absurdities. He ain't understood nothing, it seems.

So it's rather convenient that the end of cinema has arrived to seal JLG in his mausoleum, his own private cathedral of erotic misery.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

DIARY EXCERPT


The other day, as I walked past a homeless man, foul and unkempt, I was surprised to hear him say that he “was despairing of the ability of Art to change anything, even its’ own underwear...", and that consequently this situation was eroding his not-unconsiderable faith in Marxism. Holding back an irresistible impulse to thrash and lecture him at cane-point, I gave him .50 euros and told him that this time, instead of getting another wash-water pastis, he should take this money and go see‘um The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, starring that Prince of Players and Jamones, Chris “plummy-tonsils” Plummer. 

My cane bearing so close to his nose, the fellow nodded gratefully.