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Culture Workers must be constantly aware that spectacular (as opposed to secret) production will inevitably amplify certain aspects of a work, beneficial to the spectacle, and create an ugly Image-in-the-World that might take a whole series of lifetimes of contravision and traduction to undo.

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There is no way, unfortunately, to establish the veracity of this for the moment:

I have decided not to make "Frankenstein in 3D" and instead make a musical comedy for the entire family entitled "CHOCOLATE AND GUMMI BEARS".

 My recent change of heart is based on the following revelations:

1. I am at this point uninterested in horror.
2. I never watch my own or anyone else's horror films anyway. I have had fun shooting horror films, but never watching them when they are completed.
3. This is a gift to all horror film fans who hate my kind of horror movies.
4. I have a new found belief in Christian values and family values.
5. Life can be beautiful.
6. I love America.
7. I love Los Angeles.