PALACE COUP

The people have spoken.

& MSNBC goes ever more meta, replaces self described "Angry Weatherman" with cute, loveable puppy, Bong Cha, who also holds the rank of Colonel in the North Korean Air Force. Puppy to be voiced by gringo humorist, Roberto Smigel.

American leftists overwhelmingly feel the move better reflects their need for a televised political mascot & champion.

ASSISTED REALITY

Here's a cool idea for a show!  A team of celebrities that parachute into areas of world-misery to focus audience empathy on them.

You vote where they go! They might get HURT! 

Or spend money!