What is Hollywood, you ask, dear children? A quorum of whores babbling endlessly on about fucking while the bordello is razed for a penny arcade -- Paul Bern

Monday, April 11, 2011

HOW THE WAR STARTED ON MY FEUDAL NEO-LIBERAL BEACH



For months, Croatian citizens of various stripes have been protesting their government's heroic attempts to refashion the homeland as a combination industrial/sex tourism park for enlightened, discerning Pan-Europeans. (Among the possible rehabilitation slogans: Croatia, Not Just Mass Graves!) Of course, because they are protesting world historical progress, the show isn't playing very far. Perhaps they can manage to attract Lady Gaga or something. For now they are content to mildly burn EU flags, that beautiful technocratic simulacra of The Crown of Thorns. This is no laughing matter, kids...the Croatian revolts need your "likes" on Facebook.

(Update from Lady Gaga's publicist...."Croatia, though a great and totally fun nation, is just not sexy or upbeat enough for global media exposure yet.")

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